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«Starting in late July, a group of Israeli combat veterans will be holding a training camp in New York to teach advanced self-defense techniques to Jews in U.S. communities. An increasing number of American Jews have expressed interest in the program following a wave of anti-Semitic incidents worldwide over the past year, organizers report.»

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«Trainees learn the IDF's unique martial arts style, known as Krav Maga, and learn to identify suspicious objects and dismantle improvised explosives. They are also trained to use a variety of both non-lethal and lethal weapons, including assault rifles and sniper rifles. Trainers review techniques to deal with situations ranging from knife fights to urban warfare.»

Pode parecer uma coisa muito bizarra e perigosa, mas, no fundo, não passa de mais um esquema dos tais veteranos para sacarem umas massas aos super-otários da penca . Como é que eu sei isto tão limpidamente? Basta atentar no seguinte detalhe:

«Training this year will begin on July 31 and conclude on August 9.»

Querer ensinar aquilo tudo - toda aquela panóplia rambofónica - em 9 dias, valia mais que vendessem a coisa em pílulas.