Mistérios do FBI

«If you take a minute to visit the F.B.I. website and check out their Most Wanted list, you will run across a familiar face; Osama bin Laden. Of course we know that Osama is wanted by the F.B.I. but did you know he is NOT wanted in connection to the events of September 11th 2001?
As of today, 4/28/06, the F.B.I. website listing for Osama notes that it was last updated in November, 2001, after the events of September 11th 2001. While the site notes several crimes for which Osama is suspected, the site makes no mention of the events of September 11th.
Quote from the F.B.I. listing (copied on 4/28/2006):

USAMA BIN LADEN IS WANTED IN CONNECTION WITH THE AUGUST 7, 1998, BOMBINGS OF THE UNITED STATES EMBASSIES IN DAR ES SALAAM, TANZANIA, AND NAIROBI, KENYA. THESE ATTACKS KILLED OVER 200 PEOPLE. IN ADDITION, BIN LADEN IS A SUSPECT IN OTHER TERRORIST ATTACKS THROUGHOUT THE WORLD.»

Afinal, em que é que ficamos?...

Portugal devia exportar os dez mil especialistas de Al Qaeda e Bin Laden que infestam jornais, televisões e blogues, em regime de perpétuo chinfrim canoro. Verdadeiras trituradoras de dúvidas e fulgurantes motoniveladoras de controvérsias, estes oráculos destemidos desofuscariam em menos de nada os nabos entapumescidos do Federal Bureau, fundado em 1906 por um obscuro descendente de Napoleão Bonaparte.